Porn

Porn is number 1 on the internet! Good or bad, you decide.

“Sex” and Porn” are still the top Google search terms, which comes as no surprise to Elvis Preston King. The much quoted figure is that “four out of every ten people using the Web have visited an adult site in the last week”. “adult content” industries, variously described as having a TRILLION dollar turnover. 70 to 73.7 million web users have gone to porn sites for the past several years just like clock work. There are more than 15 million porn Web pages to choose from. A simple Google search can give you a smorgasbord of sex to pick from. The indispensable computer in your office and home is a portal to your 15 million pages of porn on the Web. This year in 2005, 70.7 million people worldwide have become virtual voyeurs.

It happened almost every morning. Peter arrived at work wondering how to distract himself from the lure of Internet porn sites. With just a few e-mails awaiting answers, the sales manager of BIG DICK Smith Auto Sales was overcome with the intense desire to view an adult Web site. Quickly finishing his cup of coffee and his work-related tasks, Peter (not his real name) soon had visions of a particular porn site dancing through his head.

Peter, 55, attempted to divert his lascivious craving with a Web search of mundane sites, like Chevrolets, but even the computer seemed to conspire against him. If he keyed in “pope”, the URL was automatically completed with previously visited sites such as pornpom.com. Succumbing to temptation, Peter finally entered an adult site, preparing for a hey-day of lust-but his heart skipped a beat when he heard footsteps approaching. Peter quickly clicked off his site. He’d continue later.

With the invention of the webcam and today’s excellent sound systems Peter later learned he could talk to and almost be in the same room with his fantasy porn girls. What will ever become of poor old Peter and his obvious sex addiction? He obviously could use some help from Elvis Preston King.

That is Peter was ALMOST in the same room. “You can only go so far,” Peter says. “You get so close but it’s not a real relationship. I hate it, but I am hooked, I can’t stop and I just keep doing it.”

Web surfers around the globe have quickly discovered the advantages of cyber-porn over adult movies and magazines, a revelation and revolution responsible for the porn or adult site traffic’s tremendous growth rate. Net surfers can skip embarrassing trips to adult bookstores. Web users now enjoy access to massive varieties of content- from soft porn to hardcore, online sex videos, live rooms where viewers can talk to performers and almost anything else imaginable in the wildest of fantasies.

I have no problem with porn. It is so hard for men to get laid that they have no where else to turn. It might even be a good business for your king to get into. I hold the world record of the most pick ups and seductions of beautiful 18 year old girls. I am 56 years old. I am one of the most envied men on earth. I searched Google for porn and I came up with 9,850,000 results! That’s a pretty popular search. I had never searched before because I have no need for porn pictures or articles because I have all the playmates in the world. However as hard as women are to pick up and seduce for sex there is a really BIG need for porn. What else is a loser who can’t laid going to do! Let me repeat there is nothing wrong with good solid adult porn for ADULTS only… With ADULTS over 18! But wouldn’t you rather have the real McCoy than porn! That’s where Elvis Preston King comes in. I pick up chicks world wide for winners who can’t get laid. You may never want to look at porn again. You will have a different chick or two or three in the sack everyday if you hang out with the king.

On the other hand you may be addicted to porn by now and need it just like a drug. You may even want to watch porn or search porn on Google with your new girlfriends. Am I talking to you my little porn buddy. Out of 9,850,000 Google results I believe that Google has probably sent you clicking your way to the real life PORN king. Google just sent you to click heaven when you clicked on the Bachelor Dream Tours and the Porn King himself... Elvis Preston King.

If you are a porn addict your are going to love all the real life porn that you and your new found porn king are going to have but with nice girls. Elvis doesn’t do dancers, escorts, pros or sleazy women but if you, my little porn buddy like these kind of women your new found porn king knows where they live in almost every city in the world. If that’s what you want is a porn queen Elvis Preston King will track her down and find her and seduce her for you my little kinky porn buddy. That’s my job my little porn buddy. Or should I call you PETER!

Hey don’t take it as an insult there is nothing wrong with being a porn addict and there is nothing wrong with sex, sex and more sex and porn, porn and more porn. 9,850,000 Google Porn searches couldn’t be wrong.

The number one Google search went to none other than PenisBot’s Porn Links… “All porn links what are worth your visit. Well organized collection of free, pay, avs sites are waiting you here.” I would do a link if they asked me to the Bachelor Dream Tours site. Wow that’s Google power and influence. PenisBot’s Porn Links have Google Pulling Power. They must have some site. Google loves their porn ass! Although they must be afraid the King will steal their Google spot or all of their business because Elvis Preston King and the Bachelor Dream Tours are BANNED from the PenisBot Porn Links!

Long live porn and 9,850,000 Google porn sites. I sure would be curious who the last one on the list is and why Google hates them so much!

What would it take to develop the world’s number 1 porno site? Let’s search Google and see who claims to be the world’s number 1 porno site. Wait a minute I’ll be right back after I go to my favorite search engine, Google, boy do I hate it that I forgot to buy stock in Google. I’d be billionaire porn king by now.

I’M BACK…The site didn’t COME UP but the world’s top porn star did… The number one Google slot said this…. Jenna Jameson is truly the world’s number 1 adult film star of all time. I don’t know her but I am sure she must be. Google is never wrong.

Under the category of SEX there are a whopping 67,500,000 Google search results! The most popular search on Google is SEX! Why wouldn’t sex be the most popular Google search with Puritan society trying to strangle sex for hundreds of years.

So if you are tired of porn or if you love porn save a little time for the real thing… email your porn king… HE is really the attraction king… Elvis Preston King and forget about porn for an hour or two…You will still have 22 hours or so to surf for porn after you make love with Elvis Preston King’s HOT girlfriends sisters cousins and best friends! Remember Elvis has more girlfriends than any man on earth and yes that includes Genes Simmons and the famous basketball player with all the girls…What was his name ? Oh you do the Google search and let me know! See you at my blog site my little porn buddy!

Elvis Preston King is hoping Bill Clinton will accept his offer to co-author the new book… “Our Life the Womanizers.” Elvis Preston King is also now officially offering to co- author the Book “The Art of the Pick-up” with Donald Trump!

The one and only Elvis Preston Kiiiiiiinng!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Google says the basket ball star who hadsexwith all those women was Wilt Chamberlain. And yes Elvis Preston King has had the pleasure of talking shop with The President of the United States Bill Clinton and he has the pictures with the good old boy from Arkansas to prove it. Furthermore Elvis hopes Ivana whom Elvis has had the pleasure of meeting on more than one occasion will help convince Donald to decide who is going to fire who or shake and get down to the business of writing “The Art of the Pick- up!”